Sunday, April 15, 2012

Seeking Fun.....?!

Jigsaw Puzzle

A blonde calls her husband on his cellphone.
Blonde: "I've got a problem!"
Husband: "Tell me."
Blonde: "I've just bought a puzzle, but I can't solve it!"
Husband: "Is it that difficult?"
Blonde: "Yes, I don't know where to start; all pieces look similar!"
Husband: "What's the image on the cover of the box?"
Blonde: "A red cock, but I really can't solve it."
Husband: "Wait a minute, I'll be right there and we will solve it together!"
A few minutes later the husband walks in.
Husband: "And where is this puzzle of yours?"
Blonde: "It's right her on the table..."
Deep silence falls, and then a sigh...
Husband: "Okay, we will do the following: you'll put all cornflakes back into the box and I'll forget the complete incident."

 
Tricky Riddles

  • Mice can multiply very fast. Adult mice can give birth once every month, and baby mice grow into adult mice in just two months after they are born. If you would buy a baby mouse just after it was born, how many mice would you have in 10 months?
  • What can you put in a barrel which makes it lighter?
  • Where can you find August before July? 
  • What is greater than god?   
          What is more evil than the devil?
          The poor has it, 
          The rich need it, 
          If you eat it you will die. 
          What is it? 
  • Why did the chicken cross the road? 
  •  What has 4 wheels and flies?
  •   What gets bigger the more you take away? 
  •  What gets wet the more you dry?



 




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